America was in stitches once again as late-night’s two biggest heavyweights, Jimmy Kimmel and Joy Behar, teamed up on the same fateful night to completely obliterate D.o.n.a.l.d T.r.u.m.p. No mercy, no holding back; the two comedians turned their shows into a public execution that sent the Mar-a-Lago boss into an instant rage.

It all started when Jimmy Kimmel kicked off his monologue with that signature smirk: “T.r.u.m.p demands ABC fire me for the millionth time; every five weeks he throws a tantrum like the world’s biggest snowflake.” He then read out T.r.u.m.p’s 1 a.m. rage-posts word-for-word in front of millions, from “get the bum off the air” to bragging about acing his cognitive test. The studio exploded when Kimmel concluded: “If my neighbor threatened my job that often, I’d have a restraining order by now.”

The fire kept burning the very next morning on The View. Joy Behar and Whoopi Goldberg finished the job. Behar declared: “Dictators always fear comedians the most, because we tell the truth and make people laugh; something they can’t stand.” She then painted T.r.u.m.p as a “giant 3-year-old”: falling asleep in meetings, pressing the Diet Coke button, eating McDonald’s, wearing diapers, drawing on maps with Sharpies… The live audience laughed until they cried, and The View’s ratings soared to season-high levels.

Exclusive sources inside Mar-a-Lago confirm T.r.u.m.p watched both shows live. Just 11 minutes after Jimmy Kimmel Live! ended on the East Coast, he posted a furious rant at 12:49 a.m., calling Kimmel “talentless with terrible ratings” and demanding the networks “get that bum off the air.” Staff described him pacing his bedroom red-faced, screaming for lawyers and threatening to sue ABC-Disney. One witness said: “We rarely see him lose control like this; he actually threw his phone against the wall.”

Within 24 hours, the combined Kimmel-Behar clip racked up over 40 million views across platforms, hit #1 trending on US YouTube, and took over TikTok with millions of reaction videos. Netizens unanimously crowned it “the most perfect double-roast in late-night history,” even surpassing the legendary Jim Carrey paintings from years ago. Meanwhile, T.r.u.m.p’s communications team was left helpless against the viral mockery storm.

Most ironically, every T.r.u.m.p meltdown only boosts the ratings of his “enemies.” ABC quietly extended Kimmel’s contract through 2027, and The View is enjoying its most successful season in a decade. In other words, the angrier he gets, the higher he pushes their numbers.

One night of television, two merciless takedowns, one uncontrollable meltdown; history’s most talked-about late-night moment of the year was born. Mar-a-Lago descended into chaos, America laughed itself silly, and T.r.u.m.p once again became the biggest unwilling comedy star on the planet.