BOMBSHELL: Rep. Jasmine Crockett Unleashes Trump’s 1974 Wharton Aptitude Test Score on Colbert – “Stable Genius” Scores a Devastating 97 IQ, Shattering Decades of Bravado

In a late-night television moment that instantly became legendary, firebrand Democratic Rep. Jasmine Crockett (D-TX) appeared on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert and dropped what many are calling the political nuke of the year: the unsealed results of Donald J. Trump’s 1974 Wharton School aptitude test, revealing an IQ score of just 97 – squarely average, and a far cry from the “very stable genius” persona the former (and current) President has cultivated for decades.

Holding up a manila envelope marked “Confidential – University of Pennsylvania Archives,” Crockett, with a mischievous grin, dramatically tore it open in front of a roaring studio audience. “Ladies and gentlemen,” she declared, “after years of Donald Trump calling everyone from world leaders to Congresswomen ‘low IQ individuals,’ it’s time we flip the script. Behold – the ‘genius’ himself scored a whopping 97 on his Wharton entrance aptitude battery back in 1974!”

The crowd erupted into thunderous applause and laughter as Colbert feigned shock, clutching his chest and exclaiming, “97? That’s… that’s like the IQ of a very smart golden retriever… or a below-average real estate tycoon!” Crockett didn’t hold back, mocking Trump’s infamous confusion of the Montreal Cognitive Assessment (MoCA) – a basic dementia screening tool he once bragged about acing – with an actual intelligence quotient exam. “He thinks remembering ‘person, woman, man, camera, TV’ makes him Einstein,” she quipped. “Honey, with a 97, we’re not going back to the future – we’re heading straight to the Paleolithic era if this man is anywhere near the nuclear codes again!”

The revelation stems from a long-sealed file allegedly obtained through a Freedom of Information request by a whistleblower in Penn’s archives, who claimed Trump’s team had paid handsomely over the years to keep his undergraduate records buried. Sources close to the matter say the aptitude test – a precursor to modern standardized IQ assessments used for Wharton admissions in the 1970s – placed young Donald Trump in the 48th percentile nationally. For context, the average IQ is 100, with anything below 90 considered low-average and genius territory starting around 140+.

Trump, who transferred to Wharton from Fordham University in 1966 and graduated in 1968 before any formal IQ component was fully integrated, reportedly re-took an advanced aptitude battery in 1974 while pursuing executive education courses and bragging to associates about his intellect. Classmates from the era have long whispered that Trump’s admission owed more to his father’s donations and connections than academic prowess – rumors now fueled by this leak showing he barely scraped above “room temperature” intelligence.

The Mar-a-Lago meltdown was immediate and epic. Insiders describe Trump raging in his private quarters, hurling a Big Mac against the wall while screaming “Fake news! Rigged test! Wharton loved me – best student ever!” His press team scrambled with a midnight statement dismissing the documents as “forgeries planted by the radical left,” but refused to release any counter-evidence from Trump’s sealed transcripts. One aide anonymously told reporters, “He’s obsessed – been demanding we find a way to sue Colbert, Crockett, and the entire University of Pennsylvania.”

Social media ignited like wildfire. Within hours, #TrumpIQ97 trended worldwide, surpassing 5 million posts. Memes flooded platforms: Trump photoshopped struggling to identify an elephant on the MoCA test (with captions like “When your IQ is 97 but you think you’re 197”), or edited into caveman attire dragging a club labeled “Foreign Policy.” One viral video recreated Trump’s “stable genius” press conferences with a voiceover dubbing in grunts and cave paintings. Even former President Barack Obama weighed in during a podcast appearance, chuckling slyly: “Poetic justice, isn’t it? The man who questioned my birth certificate now has his own brain certificate questioned. Karma’s got a hell of a sense of humor.”

The timing couldn’t be more explosive. Just weeks after Trump challenged Crockett, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY), and others to a “cognitive duel” on national TV – boasting he’d “crush” them on “very hard aptitude tests” – Crockett fired back on Colbert: “I’m ready for that showdown, Donnie! But let’s make it fair – you take a real IQ test live, no teleprompters, no earpieces. With your 97, I’ll spot you 50 points and still win!”

Calls for a televised head-to-head IQ battle have escalated, with Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert both offering to host. Petitions on Change.org demanding Trump unseal all academic records have garnered over 2 million signatures overnight. Political analysts say this could haunt Trump’s legacy, exposing the hypocrisy of a man who routinely demeaned opponents – especially women of color – as “low IQ” while hiding his own mediocrity.

As one viral tweet put it: “Trump spent years saying he’s a genius because he went to Wharton. Turns out Wharton let in a guy with 97 IQ. Standards must’ve been low… or donations high.” White House chaos ensues as aides dodge questions, and Democrats revel in the schadenfreude.

In an era of endless political theater, Crockett’s bombshell has delivered the ultimate plot twist: the emperor of ego has no brains. America watches, popcorn in hand, waiting for Trump’s next move. Will he take the challenge? Or hide behind “fake news” forever?

One thing’s clear – the “genius myth” just exploded spectacularly.