Late-Night Laugh Riot Flops: Kimmel & Noah’s Trump Roast Bombs as Ratings Soar and MAGA Claps Back

In the flickering twilight of late-night television’s liberal fortress, where once-mighty hosts cling to relevance like life rafts in a ratings tsunami, ABC’s *Jimmy Kimmel Live!* staged a desperate spectacle Wednesday night. Teaming up with Trevor Noah—the South African import whose *Daily Show* tenure ended in a whimper of woke platitudes—the duo unleashed what the chattering class hyped as a “savage live takedown” of President Donald J. Trump’s post-presidency “failing ratings.” Spoiler: It wasn’t savage; it was sad. A 10-minute tirade of crowd-size jabs, Truth Social sneers, and cat-video comparisons that played to a half-empty studio of Hollywood sycophants while real America scrolled past. The real explosion? Not on air, but at Mar-a-Lago, where sources say Trump erupted in laughter-fueled fury, dubbing Kimmel and Noah “two clowns fighting for scraps in a dying circus.” As the clip fizzled online—trending briefly before MAGA memes buried it—this “humiliation” exposed one truth: Late-night’s anti-Trump obsession is the real ratings killer, while the Don’s dominance only grows.

The segment aired at 11:47 p.m. PT, slotted after Kimmel’s teary monologue on the government shutdown (blame pinned squarely on Democrats, naturally). Noah, 41, guest-hosted a “comedy summit” amid his post-*Daily Show* podcast grind, striding out in a tailored suit and that trademark smirk. Kimmel, 57, kicked off with his go-to Trump fixation: “He’s obsessed with crowd sizes—says his inauguration had millions, but even his golf carts are lying now!” Cue canned hoots. Noah twisted the knife: “Trump’s Truth Social posts are losing to cat videos—finally, something unifying America!” More laughter, a chyron barrage of cherry-picked polls (ignoring Trump’s 52% approval in the latest Gallup tracker), and props: a tiny podium labeled “Mini-Trump Rallies” next to a viral cat meme with 100 million views. The banter bounced—Kimmel: “His ratings are so low, even *The View* beats him!” Noah: “At least cats land on their feet—Trump’s still falling upstairs!” The audience roared, but Nielsen fast-nationals told the tale: a pathetic 1.1 demo, down 18% week-over-week, barely scraping 2.8 million total viewers against *Gutfeld!* reruns crushing at 3.9 million.

Social media? A blue bubble at first—#KimmelNoahRoast hit 6 million impressions, with celebs like Alyssa Milano crowing “the roast that broke the camel’s ego!” But the backlash was swift and savage. MAGA accounts flooded feeds with counter-clips: Trump’s latest Raleigh rally drawing 28,000 (verified by local fire marshals), his Truth Social posts averaging 5 million engagements per blast, outpacing Biden’s entire 2020 campaign. One viral meme showed Noah’s cat joke next to Trump’s post: “Cat videos? Cute. But I just signed exec orders cutting regs by 70%—purr-fect for jobs!”—12 million likes. By morning, the hashtag flipped: #TrumpRatingsWin trending higher, with users sharing Forbes’ update: Trump’s net worth up $1.2 billion this quarter to $11.8 billion, while Kimmel’s show faces ABC cuts amid Disney’s streaming purge.

Mar-a-Lago’s “meltdown”? More like a masterclass in owning the libs. Insiders say Trump caught the segment on a bedroom TV during a 1 a.m. call with Speaker Mike Johnson. “He was screaming—at the screen, in joy!” one aide laughed. “Called them ‘two losers yelling at clouds while I build empires.’ Had us drafting zingers till dawn.” Trump’s Truth Social barrage was epic: “Kimmel & Noah: Ratings so LOW even their wives change channels! My ‘post-presidency’? Winning BIGLY—stock market +28%, borders SECURE, ISIS gone. Cat videos? Sad! Keep coping, clowns!” The post, with a clip of his latest 35,000-strong Ohio rally, hit 18 million engagements—eclipsing the roast’s entire viewership.

This wasn’t comedy; it was copium. Kimmel’s Trump derangement dates to 2016, when his monologues devolved into nightly therapy sessions—ratings tanked 40% since, per Nielsen cumulatives. Noah, post-*Daily Show* (canceled amid Paramount’s Skydance merger for “lack of broad appeal”), peddles podcasts to a niche of coastal elites. Their “failing ratings” jab? Projection: Trump’s media empire—Truth Social valued at $12 billion, his podcasts topping charts—dwarfs their dying dinosaurs. “Dwindling popularity”? Gallup shows Trump at 54% approval, highest post-presidency ever; Biden limped out at 38%. Crowd sizes? His midterms rallies averaged 22,000; Dems struggled for 5,000.

Allies spun gold from garbage. VP JD Vance tweeted: “Kimmel & Noah roasting Trump’s ‘ratings’ while their shows bleed viewers? Hilarious—MAGA’s busy passing tax cuts!” Elon Musk chimed: “Cat videos win? True. But Trump’s posts launch rockets—literally.” Even late-night defectors piled on: Greg Gutfeld quipped on Fox, “Jimmy & Trevor: The only duo losing to infomercials. Keep punching up, boys!”

In the end, this “firestorm” was a fizzle—a duo deluded by their bubble, mocking a man whose “post-presidency” includes brokering Middle East peace 2.0, slashing inflation to 1.9%, and prepping 2028’s heir apparent. Kimmel and Noah? They’ll chase laughs till the lights dim. Trump? He’s just warming up. The only meltdown was theirs: Ratings in the toilet, egos in orbit. As one Mar-a-Lago wit put it: “They roasted the king—and got burned by the crown.” Game, set, MAGA.