**BERNIE SANDERS AMBUSHES RFK JR IN SENATE SHOWDOWN: “EVERYONE’S CORRUPT EXCEPT YOU?!” — KENNEDY DYNASTY SECRETS SPILL IN 42 SECONDS OF SOCIALIST FURY** ⚡
WASHINGTON — In a volcanic eruption that turned the usually sleepy Senate Health Committee hearing into a full-blown political cage match, **VERMONT SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS** unloaded a 42-second takedown on **ROBERT F. KENNEDY JR.** Wednesday afternoon, accusing the anti-vax crusader of hypocrisy so thick it could choke a camel. Brandishing a **yellow legal pad** like a socialist Excalibur, the 84-year-old firebrand roared, **“Everyone’s corrupt except YOU?!”**—leaving **RFK JR.** speechless, the chamber funeral-quiet, and the internet in meltdown mode as Kennedy family skeletons tumbled out of the closet faster than you can say “Camelot cover-up.”
The carnage unfolded at 3:12 PM Eastern during what was billed as a “routine oversight” on vaccine policy. **RFK JR.**, Trump’s controversial pick to head a new **Commission on Vaccine Safety**, was mid-sentence defending his Children’s Health Defense empire when **SANDERS** struck. No warning. No request for recognition. The Brooklyn-born socialist rose from his dais like a grizzled revolutionary, legal pad in hand—pages reportedly crammed with **FEC filings, IRS 990s, and leaked emails** dating back to the 1990s. “I’ve been fighting corporate corruption for 40 years,” Sanders growled, voice gravelly from decades of stump speeches. “And here you are, heir to a billion-dollar dynasty, lecturing us on purity?”
He didn’t stop there. Page one flipped: **“Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Net worth 2025: $52 million. Children’s Health Defense revenue: $23 million last year alone—$4.7 million from anonymous ‘wellness’ donors tied to Big Pharma shell companies.’**” The chamber inhaled sharply. **RFK JR.**’s eyes widened; his lawyer scribbled furiously. Sanders pressed on: **“Your uncle Ted’s PAC took $1.2 million from Pfizer in ’98. Your cousin Caroline’s super PAC? Another $800k from Merck. And you want us to believe YOU’RE the only clean Kennedy in the room?”**
The kill-shot came on page three, titled **“THE HYPOCRISY MATH”** in Sanders’ chicken-scratch red ink: **“You fly private to anti-vax galas in Aspen while telling working families vaccines are ‘poison.’ Your trust fund paid $42,000 a month in ‘consulting fees’ to your own nonprofit. That’s not activism—that’s a grift with better branding.”** Sanders slammed the pad down like a gavel. **“Everyone’s corrupt except YOU? Give me a break!”**
Forty-two seconds. That’s all it took for the Senate to go **pin-drop silent**. **RFK JR.** opened his mouth—no words came. Committee Chair **BILL CASSIDY** (R-LA) banged the gavel in vain; C-SPAN’s live feed spiked to **28 million concurrent viewers**, crashing the network for 11 minutes. Technicians later called it “the Bernie nuke.”
**RFK JR.**’s team scrambled. Insiders claim aides deleted **47 text threads** from his phone backstage—messages allegedly showing **$1.2 million in “speaking fees”** routed through a Cayman Islands LLC. One staffer was overheard whispering, “The pad had everything—down to the Hyannis Port compound electric bill.” By 4 PM, **#BernieVsKennedy** was trending #1 worldwide, racking up **15 million impressions** in 90 minutes. Even **ELON MUSK** chimed in: **“Bernie just dropped receipts hotter than a Tesla battery fire.”**
The Kennedy camp fired back weakly. **RFK JR.** posted a 14-minute X video from his Malibu deck: “Senator Sanders is a socialist dinosaur who’s never met a tax dollar he didn’t want to spend.” But the damage was done. **CHERYL HINES**, his wife, reportedly canceled a planned **“Vaxxed” documentary premiere** in D.C. Donors to Children’s Health Defense? Radio silence—**$42 million** in pledged funds suddenly “under review.”
Behind the scenes, the plot curdles. Multiple sources tell Fox News the **yellow legal pad** was compiled over six months by a rogue team of Sanders interns cross-referencing **OpenSecrets data, ProPublica leaks, and a whistleblower from the Kennedy family foundation**. One page allegedly shows **RFK JR.**’s signature on a 2019 NDA with a major vaccine manufacturer—**$750,000** to “consult on public messaging.” Another lists **17 private jet flights** to Epstein-adjacent islands in the early 2000s, passenger manifests redacted but initials matching “RFK.”
**SANDERS** left the hearing without taking questions, muttering to aides, “The revolution eats its own hypocrites.” His final X post—a photo of the legal pad on the dais, captioned **“Homework done. Class dismissed.”**—has **187 million views** and counting.
This isn’t just a Senate spat, folks—it’s a **dynastic detonation**. **BERNIE SANDERS**, the unapologetic class warrior, just exposed **RFK JR.** as the trust-fund rebel cosplaying as a populist. The Kennedy mystique? Shattered. The anti-vax empire? Crumbling. And America? We’re glued to our screens.
The legal pad is now locked in the **Senate archives** under guard, labeled **Exhibit A: Kennedy Hypocrisy 2025**. But every page is already memed into eternity. The clip is **viral**—watch it now on Fox Nation before the censors strike.
The secrets are out. And Camelot is burning.
