💥 SH0CKING: GM TRIED TO WALK AWAY BUT MARK CARNEY DROPPED THE HAMMER IN BRUTAL TAKEOVER — CANADIAN PM CRUSHES U.S. AUTO GIANT, WHITE HOUSE PANIC EXPLODES, TRADE WAR GOES NUCLEAR AS CORPORATE BETRAYAL ESCALATES INTO FULL-BLOWN ECONOMIC CRISIS AND AMERICA FACES TOTAL DOMINATION NIGHTMARE! ⚡
Ottawa / Detroit – At 8:03 a.m. yesterday, General Motors executives thought they were pulling off the corporate escape of the century.
At 8:17 a.m., Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney turned it into their worst nightmare.
In a surprise announcement from Parliament Hill, Carney revealed that Canada had invoked emergency national-security powers to block GM’s planned closure of its Oshawa assembly plant and seize operational control “in the public interest.”
The move effectively nationalized GM’s Canadian operations overnight, citing “strategic importance to North American supply chains” and “retaliation for unfair U.S. trade practices.”
By 9:00 a.m., GM stock had plunged 38 %.
By noon, the Dow was down 2,100 points.
By sunset, the phrase “Canadian takeover” became the most searched term in financial history.
The White House went full meltdown.
Sources say Trump was mid-breakfast burrito when the news hit. He allegedly flipped the entire tray, screaming “CANADA IS STEALING OUR CARS!” while aides dove for cover. At 9:14 a.m. he posted 97 Truth Social rants in 31 minutes, including one that read:
“GM IS WEAK! CARNEY IS A THIEF! I WILL TAKE BACK OUR FACTORIES! TARIFFS COMING!”
He then accidentally attached a 2019 photo of himself touring the Oshawa plant with the caption “Great American cars!”
The internet detonated like a tailpipe backfire:
– #CarneyTakesGM became the #1 worldwide trend for 29 straight hours
– A viral edit of Carney dropping the hammer synced to WWE entrance music
– Someone sold “Eh For GM” shirts in red maple leaf and crashed every Canadian server
Inside sources say the hammer drop was months in the making. After Trump slapped 25 % tariffs on Canadian aluminum, Ottawa quietly drafted contingency plans for “strategic asset protection.” When GM announced the Oshawa closure last month—citing “uncompetitive costs due to U.S. policy”—Carney greenlit the seizure. One Canadian official whispered to reporters: “They thought they could run. We reminded them whose roads they drive on.”
By sunset:
– GM’s Canadian plants switched to producing electric vehicles under Ottawa oversight
– Three U.S. auto suppliers announced immediate layoffs totaling 18,000 jobs
– Betting markets moved “GM files for Chapter 11” from 41 % to 89 %
– Even Fox News opened with the chyron “CANADA SEIZES U.S. AUTO PLANT”
At 8:00 p.m. Trump tried a frantic Oval Office address, holding a toy Chevy like a prop:
“Beautiful cars! Best cars! Canada is jealous! We’ll win the car war!”
A reporter asked about the seizure.
He pointed at the toy and yelled “Look, it’s American!” then bolted.
As of this writing, the Ottawa announcement video is closing in on five billion views, mirror links are everywhere, and the phrase “national interest” just became the most expensive two words in automotive history.
He spent years saying trade wars are easy to win.
Yesterday Canada proved some wars are won by simply taking the keys.
Watch Carney’s ice-cold hammer drop now, because some takeovers aren’t corporate,
they’re continental—and this one just shifted into overdrive. ⚡
