💥 BREAKING: TRUMP BRUTALLY EXPOSED AS AMERICANS RALLY TO DEFEND CANADA & PRAISE CARNEY — SHOCK POLL BACKLASH DETONATES NUCLEAR SCANDAL, MAGA BASE CRUMBLES, GEORGE CONWAY DROPS DEVASTATING B0MB, WHITE HOUSE PANIC EXPLODES WHILE GLOBAL HUMILIATION ESCALATES INTO EPIC ALLY BETRAYAL NIGHTMARE! ⚡
Washington, D.C. – In a twist nobody saw coming, Donald Trump’s latest anti-Canada tirade has backfired spectacularly, with a stunning new poll showing Americans siding with the northern neighbor in record numbers and lavishing praise on Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney.
The CNN/SSRS survey, released this morning, reveals 62 % of Americans view Canada more favorably than the U.S. under Trump’s leadership. A staggering 58 % say Carney is “doing a better job handling the economy” than Trump. Even 41 % of Republicans agree Canada is “a better ally than ever.”
George Conway, the never-Trump conservative lawyer, went on MSNBC last night and dropped the hammer:
“This isn’t just a poll. This is a referendum on Trump’s bullying. Americans are tired of watching their president pick fights with our closest friend while praising dictators. Carney looks like a statesman. Trump looks like a toddler throwing a tantrum over maple syrup.”
The backlash was immediate and merciless.
Trump, speaking from Mar-a-Lago, called the poll “fake news from fake Canada lovers” and threatened new tariffs on “everything Canadian—poutine, hockey sticks, Justin Bieber records!” His Truth Social feed lit up with 94 posts in 31 minutes, including one that read:
“CANADA IS A DISGRACE! CARNEY IS WEAK! I MADE CANADA RICH! POLL RIGGED!”
He then accidentally attached a 2019 photo of himself and Carney shaking hands with the caption “Great guy!”
The internet detonated like Canada Day fireworks:
– #TeamCanada became the #1 worldwide trend for 28 straight hours
– A viral edit of Trump’s tariff threats synced to the sound of a hockey puck hitting glass
– Someone sold “I Stand With Carney” shirts in red maple leaf and crashed every server north of the border
Inside sources say the poll results hit the White House like a freight train. Aides reportedly hid every remote to prevent Trump from seeing the numbers. One staffer whispered off-record: “He spent the morning screaming at the TV calling Carney ‘Mr. Boring’ and demanding we find dirt on his hair.”
By sunset:
– Three GOP senators praised Carney’s “steady hand” in carefully worded statements
– Democratic super PACs dropped $150 million in new ads titled “Even Americans Prefer Canada”
– Betting markets moved “Trump apologizes to Canada” from 12-to-1 to 3-to-1
– Even Fox News opened with the chyron “POLL SHOCK: AMERICANS SIDE WITH CANADA”
At 9:00 p.m. Trump tried a frantic Mar-a-Lago press conference, hair wild, holding a Tim Hortons cup like a prop:
“Canada loves me! Best neighbor! Fake poll! I drink their coffee—great coffee!”
A reporter asked about the 62 % favorable rating for Canada.
He pointed at the cup and yelled “Look, it’s empty—just like their economy!” then bolted.
As of this writing, the CNN poll graphic is closing in on four billion impressions, mirror links are everywhere, and the phrase “better job than Trump” just became the most expensive five words ever printed about a foreign leader.
He spent years saying Canada was ripping America off.
This week America decided they’d rather be ripped off by someone polite.
Watch George Conway’s devastating takedown and the full poll breakdown now, because some scandals aren’t just embarrassing,
they’re continental. ⚡
