America, last night late-night television officially exploded! Jimmy Kimmel and “drama queen” Rosie O’Donnell joined forces to deliver the most insane, career-defining roast of 2025 – an 11-minute live demolition that had the entire country losing their minds and Mar-a-Lago literally shaking.
It all started when Kimmel kicked off his monologue with that signature smirk: “T.r.u.m.p isn’t better at building walls – he’s better at building excuses, and nobody files for bankruptcy like him… six times and still calls himself a self-made billionaire!” The studio audience was already dying laughing when suddenly the lights went down, “Sweet Caroline” blasted, and Rosie O’Donnell stormed the stage in full T.r.u.m.p drag: blonde wig, oversized suit, red tie down to the knees. The crowd leapt to their feet and lost it.
Thirty seconds later Rosie dropped the first nuke: “I don’t lie, folks… I just predict the past! Like yesterday I predicted he’d lose an $83 million defamation case for lying – and boom, I was right again!” Kimmel jumped in: “Yeah and he’ll say it was rigged… wait no, that was the election, but he’ll still call this one rigged too!” The two tag-teamed T.r.u.m.p without mercy – Stormy Daniels, E. Jean Carroll, 34 felony counts, selling $100K watches with his face on them – nothing was off limits. People in the audience were crying from laughter; one guy actually fell out of his seat.
But the real tea was happening behind the scenes. According to an exclusive Mar-a-Lago insider (currently shaking while spilling), D.o.n.a.l.d T.r.u.m.p was watching live with a few buddies when he completely snapped. “He jumped up, face purple, pointing at the TV screaming ‘That fat pig Rosie! That little dwarf Kimmel! Turn this garbage OFF!’ then kicked over a glass coffee table. After that he paced for 70 straight minutes yelling for aides to ‘call the FCC right now, revoke ABC’s license, fine them $500 million!’” Staff reportedly had to lock the golf simulator door so he wouldn’t bolt outside.
And of course, twenty minutes after the show ended, a barrage of ALL-CAPS Truth Social posts went live: “Rosie is a disgusting LOSER!” “Kimmel = ratings death!” “ABC will PAY!” – complete with 15-year-old recycled memes. The internet immediately resurrected the entire 2006–2007 holy war between the trio, sending #KimmelRosieRoast to worldwide #1 trending in under two hours.
Right now the full 11-minute clip has already hit 47 million views in 12 hours, blowing past the old Will Smith–Chris Rock slap record. YouTube, TikTok, and Reels are flooded with slow-motion edits of Rosie doing the T.r.u.m.p face and Kimmel fake-crying from laughing too hard. Political analysts are saying: “This wasn’t just comedy – this was the final blow to T.r.u.m.p’s colossal ego. These two have been right since 2006 and they’re still right.”
ABC hasn’t commented officially, but inside sources say executives are popping champagne because last night’s ratings were the highest in five years. And T.r.u.m.p? Still at Mar-a-Lago, apparently demanding 10,000 “Rosie is a LOSER” T-shirts be printed to sell for $99 each.
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