Folks, last night Hollywood Boulevard was shaking, all of America stayed up, and Mar-a-Lago… literally caught fire (figuratively, but close enough)! Jimmy Kimmel just delivered the most legendary roast in late-night history when he dragged Kash Patel’s children’s trilogy “The Plot Against the King” onto the stage and obliterated it in six glorious minutes. Result? One side of the country was laughing so hard people needed oxygen, the other side had D.o.n.a.l.d T.r.u.m.p in Florida smashing remotes, hurling Diet Cokes, and screaming “Turn ABC off NOW!” for almost two straight hours. Mar-a-Lago insiders say staff were hiding in closets to avoid the wrath.

Think it can’t get any crazier? Wrong! Kash Patel, the guy T.r.u.m.p just made FBI Director, spent his years in the wilderness writing kids’ books where:

• He is “Cash the Wizard,”
• D.o.n.a.l.d T.r.u.m.p is “King Donald the Great,”
• Hillary Clinton is the evil sorceress “Hillary Queenton,”
• Adam Schiff is “Shifty Knight,”
• James Comey is “Keeper Comey,”
• And Kamala Harris is… “Kla Law” (yes, really).

Kimmel only had to read one line — “Cash the Wizard waved his mighty wand and protected King Donald from the wicked Queenton…” — and the studio collapsed in laughter. But the kill shot came when Kimmel stared dead into the camera and dropped the line of the year: “I am a normal adult man who wrote a children’s book in which D.o.n.a.l.d T.r.u.m.p is the king and I am his personal wizard… My kids say ‘Good night Moon,’ I don’t know what yours say.”

The audience detonated. Applause + screaming + whistling lasted a full 70 seconds; the director had to kill the band because no one could hear anything. On social media the clip has already smashed past 68 million views in under 18 hours, #WizardKash and #KimmelRoast trending #1 worldwide. Even Elon Musk quote-tweeted: “Hardest I’ve laughed in 2025.”

Meanwhile, back at Mar-a-Lago it was the exact opposite vibe. Eyewitnesses say T.r.u.m.p turned purple, yelling “He’s a loser! Low-rated dog! Revoke ABC’s license!” and kicked over a glass table. Staff reportedly hid every remote in the house. One source claims he called Disney’s CEO demanding Kimmel be fired that same night… only to hear giggling on the line before it went dead.

And the cherry on top? Kash Patel later went on Fox bragging: “We even made Jimmy Kimmel talk about the book this week, that’s a high-water mark!” Bro… getting mercilessly clowned on national television is your proudest achievement? Only in the T.r.u.m.p era.

Bottom line: Jimmy Kimmel didn’t just roast Kash Patel; he set the entire imaginary wizard kingdom ablaze on live TV, and America celebrated with popcorn and tears of joy. This wasn’t a late-night monologue anymore; this was the Super Bowl of political takedowns, and Kimmel just kicked a 60-yard game-winning field goal.

If you haven’t seen the clip yet, stop everything and watch it now, because this is officially the most savage late-night destruction of the decade. Mar-a-Lago is still sweeping up broken glass, the internet is still wheezing, and Jimmy Kimmel just etched his name in gold as the undisputed GOAT of late-night television.