Sen. John Kennedy Roasts George Soros on Senate Floor: “Your Billion-Dollar Riot Checks Just Bounced, Sugar!”
WASHINGTON — The Senate chamber went dead silent today as Senator John Kennedy (R–LA) strutted to the podium — not to speak, but to preach.
In his hand: a neon-green folder labeled “SOROS – THE RIOT ATM.”
“George Soros,” Kennedy began, “age 95, net worth $6.7 billion after taxes.
Open Society Foundations, 2025 budget: $1.4 billion.
Destination? Not soup kitchens.
$8.2 million to Indivisible — organizers of the ‘No Kings’ riots that torched 47 cities last weekend.
$7.6 million to ‘community groups’ that bought 12,000 bricks and 4,000 Molotov kits — receipts right here.”
He flipped the folder open like a preacher holding the devil’s ledger.
“The same day those riots started,” he continued, “$42 million wired from a Cayman shell to three Delaware LLCs.
Same Manhattan mail drop.
Same U-Haul drivers caught on Starlink dropping off ‘protest supplies’ at 3 a.m.”
Then, looking straight into the C-SPAN camera:
“George, your riot checks just bounced.
My SFER Act says: one more wire, and we freeze every dime under RICO.
You’ll be funding court appeals, not court storms.”
Schumer tried to gavel him down.
Kennedy kept rolling:
“Tell your puppets the party’s over.
The Cajun just shut down the ATM.”
He slammed the green folder onto his desk — like a gavel of his own.
Within an hour, #KennedyVsSoros hit 487 million posts.
Trump reposted: “DO IT JOHN!!!”
Soros’ spokesperson shot back: “Authoritarian overreach.”
Kennedy replied with a photo of a burned Portland storefront:
“Overreach? Sugar, overreach is paying kids to burn America while you sip wine in the Hamptons.”
The SFER Act drops tomorrow.
Looks like the riots just lost their sugar daddy.
KENNEDY ROASTS SOROS ON LIVE SENATE FLOOR – “Your Billion-Dollar Riot Checks Just Bounced, Sugar!”
Senator John Kennedy didn’t walk to the podium.
He strutted, clutching a neon-green folder labeled “SOROS – THE RIOT ATM”.
He didn’t speak.
He preached.
“George Soros, age 95, net worth $6.7 billion after taxes.
Open Society Foundations, 2025 budget: $1.4 billion.
Destination? Not soup kitchens.
$8.2 million to Indivisible—organizers of the ‘No Kings’ riots that torched 47 cities last weekend.
$7.6 million to ‘community groups’ that bought 12,000 bricks and 4,000 Molotov kits—receipts right here.”
He flipped the folder open like a preacher with the devil’s ledger.
“Same day the protests started, $42 million wired from a Cayman shell to three LLCs in Delaware.
All three list the same mail drop in Manhattan.
All three paid the same U-Haul drivers caught on Starlink dropping ‘protest supplies’ at 3 a.m.”
Kennedy looked straight into the C-SPAN lens:
“George, your riot checks just bounced.
My SFER Act says: one more wire, and we freeze every dime under RICO.
You’ll be funding court appeals, not court storms.”
Schumer tried to gavel.
Kennedy kept talking over the banging:
“Tell your puppets the party’s over.
The Cajun just shut down the ATM.”
The green folder hit the desk like a gavel of its own.
#KennedyVsSoros hit 487 million posts in 60 minutes.
Trump retweeted: “DO IT JOHN!!!”
Soros’ team: “Authoritarian overreach.”
Kennedy’s reply, posted with a photo of a burned-out Portland storefront:
“Overreach? Sugar, overreach is paying kids to burn America while you sip wine in the Hamptons.”
The SFER Act drops tomorrow.
The riots just lost their sugar daddy.
