KENNEDY READS ZOHRAN KWAME MAMDANI’S ENTIRE TRUST-FUND MANIFESTO ON FOX PRIMETIME – THEN SAYS “GO CASH DADDY’S CHECK FIRST, JUNIOR”
Fox News, November 11, 2025 – Special Report from Washington D.C.
Sean Hannity thought he was lobbing Senator John Kennedy a routine softball on “defund the police.” Zohran Kwame Mamdani—New York State Assemblyman, Democratic Socialist—popped in split-screen and sneered:
“Senator Kennedy is a fossil who needs to do his homework on abolition. Maybe start by paying reparations with his oil money.”
Kennedy went silent for four full seconds. Then he reached under the desk, produced a gold-embossed folder stamped “ZOH-RENT,” and began reading like he was calling hogs at the state fair:
Zohran Kwame Mamdani Born: $28 million trust fund, Upper West Side High school: Dalton, $61k/year College: Bowdoin, full ride named after a slave trader Rent: $0 – mommy covers the $14k/month Tribeca loft Security: two off-duty NYPD (same force he wants abolished) posted 24/7 outside his door Carbon footprint: 47 private jets in 2024 while lecturing subway riders about climate Latest bill: ban gas stoves – drafted from his Wolf range kitchen Quote, last week: “No one should own a second home” – filmed inside his third Hamptons property.
Kennedy snapped the folder shut, stared straight down the barrel of the camera, and delivered the kill-shot:
“Son, I did my homework. I even highlighted the parts where you demand poor kids give up their safety while you hide behind daddy’s armed guards. When you can live one month on an EBT card instead of a Black Card, then come talk to me about abolition. Till then, take your silver-spoon sermons, roll ’em tight, and shove ’em where the trust fund don’t reach.”
Studio went graveyard. Hannity’s jaw hit the desk. Control room left the mic hot for seven extra seconds of pure silence.
The clip rocketed to 134 million views in two hours. #TrustFundZohran detonated across TikTok, X, and Instagram simultaneously.
Mamdani’s team labeled it “stochastic terrorism.” Kennedy fired back with a photo of a Louisiana food-stamp line:
“Terrorism is making kids dodge bullets while you sip rosé behind two cops you want fired.”
The gold folder now hangs—laminated—next to the Senate gym’s unreachable pull-up bar. Fox just green-lit “Kennedy’s Receipts” as a weekly segment. Episode one drops tomorrow.
